Octopuses are going to kill us all someday
I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.
Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank
Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.
An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it.
Fuckin’ octopuses, man.
my hair is sort of a faded neon green but it has some really weird tones in it
Everything will fall into place when it needs to. You just need to get up every morning and do your part of the job, do something every day that will get you closer to your dream, and eventually, life will take you there if you let it.
I never believed in love at first sight. But the first time I saw you, time slowed down. You were the best thing I never really had. I still don’t believe in love at first sight.
You can fail at what you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love.